The short and somewhat possibly disappointing answer for you pervy Anon, is no. The only day William Schuester will every even remotely ‘turn me on’ is when I see him scraped into the very core of the Earth, being prodded by annoying pixie imps whilst being violated by Satan himself. When his precious Glee club is in wrack and ruin, and his life is no longer worth living, then maybe I will be vaguely turned on.

If I was on broadway I would have had to share the Limelight. Sue Sylvester is a one woman show. I soon realised that a) there were too many people like Will Schuester prancing about like fairies in that career and b) I was far too good to settle for waving a flower in the background or imitating some half hearted heroine. 

There is after all, only one Sue Sylvester. They should make a show about me. The day they do that I will be more than happy to play myself… for an extensive fee of course.